Copyright 2001 --- Robert Baer Jr Road Rover E.U.F. -- "Dog Pounded" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Otto, Otto Jr, Amelia, Emily, Catherine and Samantha Maddog are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1997-2001. . Road Rovers E.U.F. -- "Dog Pounded" The scene is a farm in rural Wyoming. Another panel truck pulls into the barn area and is unloaded. It's cargo, stolen and abandoned dogs. The complex has over five hundred canines under lock and key, ready to be shipped out to their next destination. This time, among today's 'catch' are a light red and white collie, a darker brown and white collie, and a German Shepard. The three stay together, they are actually Otto Jr, Emily and Amelia, Road Rovers who have used their magical powers to become more 'canine.' OTTO JR (tele to the others): Scanning... 517 canines are locked in this facility. EMILY (tele to the others): I am accessing a computer in the nearby building..... processing.... orders from Fur retailers and Asian grocery brokerages. AMELIA (tete to the others): Fur and food, is that all that humans can think to do with the noble canine? OTTO JR (tele to the others): We were not sent to judge, we were sent to bust up this ring. Emily, continue to download from their computer files, I will contact Catherine and Samantha. AMELIA (tele to the others): Don't look now, but that doberman is attempting to sniff my hind quarters! EMILY (tele to the others): Amelia, we must act like normal dogs or our cover will be blown! Sitting in a blue jeep are Catherine and Samantha Maddog. They have been nervously waiting word from the team. OTTO JR (radio broadcast): Otto Jr calling Catherine, are you receiving this transmission? CATHERINE (grabs mic): Yes! We hear you! How is it going? OTTO JR (on speaker): We now have the required evidence, are ready to initiate phase two of the plan. CATHERINE (on mic): Proceed, we'll have the police following us in, Catherine out! (puts mic down): It's time Mrs Maddog! SAMANTHA (nods): Right, Miss Catherine, ma'am! Samantha 'floors' the jeep and drives towards the farm. Otto Jr, Emily and Amelia now 'morph' into their cano-sapien forms and quietly make their way towards the main house. Along the way, Emily knocks out two of the guards with a single punch. Soon, the three are standing on the porch, ready to bust the door down. Suddenly, a white mist covers the entire front porch area, it's sleep gas and it puts the three Rovers asleep as the bad guys rush out the back way. VINCE (running); They're on to us! VERN (running): At least we'll get away this time! BRUCE (running): HEY!! WAIT FOR ME!!! The three thugs jump on their motorcycles and ride out taking a back road, just as Catherine and Samantha arrive. CATHERINE (looks around); Where are the bad guys? And where's ... SAMANTHA (shouts, points): Up there on the porch! Samantha runs over to her children, who are now beginning to awaken from the gas. OTTO JR (opening eyes): Er... what.... what happaned? SAMANTHA (sadly); All three of you were knocked out by sleep gas.. CATHERINE (points): The police are here! SAMANTHA (sternly): Well, at least we recovered the missing dogs and have their data.... looks like the crooks all got away.. AMELIA (upset): Got away? Impossible! We are not programmed to fail! EMILY (sadly); Well, obviously we did fail, sister.... OTTO JR (standing up): Does this mean we're in for another lecture by Hunter? The scene shifts to the conference room at Confuse-us's place several hours later. Otto Jr, Catherine, Emily, Amelia and Confuse-us sit and listen while Hunter is on the front screen lecturing the group. HUNTER (on screen): And furthermore, as Road Rovers, you have to anticipate your opponent's next move. You can't let them get the jump on you... OTTO JR (nods): Like what happened to you and the other Rovers in that South American case of the Golden Pyramid back in 1996... AMELIA (nods): Or when Colleen and Blitz were jumped in Egypt when attacking the Groomer's stronghold back in 1997... EMILY (turns to the others): Stop that! Sarcasm is not helping the situation... HUNTER (slams fist); ENOUGH!!! It's time for you as a team to either get it right, or we'll disband your group and assign all four of you to other posts. CATHERINE (shocked); Oh NO! HUNTER (turns to Confuse-us): Is that clear? CONFUSE-US (nods): Yassir! Clear as crystal! HUNTER (on screen): Confuse-us, I'm counting on ya buddy! Get those Rovers trained and ready for undercover work. I know you can do it! Hunter out..... OTTO JR (turns to the others): I do believe Hunter is what is known as an 'unhappy camper'. CATHERINE (frantic); Guys, this is serious! Our group may be reassigned! (looks sadly at Otto Jr): I may never see you again.... AMELIA (smirks): Oh PLEASE!! Not more romantic overtones.... EMILY (sternly); Look, mom and dad are great crimefighters. We're not just letting overselves down, we're letting them down too! OTTO JR (nods); Your statement is correct, Emily. How shall we remedy the situation? CATHERINE (excited): By catching the ringleaders of the dognapping ring, like we should have in the first place! AMELIA (nods): Affirmative! Emily, share your downloaded data with me and Otto Jr. It may lead us to where they've ran to. The scene now shifts to a rundown biker lounge in the mountains of Colorado. The three dognappers have rode here to have a meal and hide from the law. The bar is filled with fellow bikers who are playing pool and drinking. VINCE (puts beer bottle down): Too bad the fuzz closed down our operation! VERN (smiles): At least they can't trace it back to us! BRUCE (nods): The land and all the vehicles belong to Gen-Par Industries, not US! VERN (smiles): We'll lay low for a while, move to another state, and start up the operation all over again! Suddenly, four strangers walk into the bar. It's Otto Jr, dressed in a black leather jacket, boots and jeans. Amelia, Emily and Catherine are beside him, all dressed like 'biker chicks' with short shorts and halters. BAR OWNER (looks at the group): HEY, this ain't no freak show! Get out of here! AMELIA (laughing): Look at the way these biker clowns are dressed and you call US freaks? BAR OWNER (angry): Watch your tongue, lady! (shouts): HEY!! CRUSHER!!! Get rid of these dog town rejects! Crusher walks up to the group, he's 6 foot 5 and has skull tattoos on both arms. CRUSHER (snarls): You have two choices, you can walk out of here, or you can crawl out of here... OTTO JR (sternly); Walking is the preferred choice... Otto Jr grabs Crusher by the forearm and with one quick 'fling' sends him out the front door flying. Seeing this, the other bikers now all stand up and begin to move towards the group. AMELIA (sternly); We have no quarrel with you. We are only here to apprehend Vincent Viscally, Vernon Yore and Bruce J Knolwell. EMILY (sternly): They are wanted by the Wyoming State Police... BAR OWNER (shouts); GET'M!!! SKIN THEM ALIVE!!!! A group of seven bikers rush up to the group, Amelia and Emily punch them with their fists. Catherine uses various karate moves to 'knock out' two of the men. The four take rush Otto Jr are punched unconscience by Otto Jr's rapid punching technique. Another group of bikers charge, some of them whirling chains, as Vince, Vern and Bruce sneak away. EMILY (shocked); Oh dear! The dognappers are leaving! AMELIA (sternly): Not if I can help it! I'll go after them, the rest of you can handle this crowd! Amelia uses her super speed to rush outside, she slowly walks around the parking lot looking for the fleeing villains. Two of the men 'jump' her from behind, holding her face down on the ground. VERN (smiles); Look Vince! We caught one of the girls! BRUCE (holding her down): What ya wanna do with her? VINCE (wicked smile): Let's shave her fur off! I could always use a fur hat! Vince grabs his electric razor and grabs onto Amelia's tail, she uses her magic to get control of the razor and now has it 'attacking' Vince's long beard. As Vince falls to the ground screaming, Amelia throws both of her captors into the air and makes nets appear over them when they land on the ground. Back inside the bar, Emily, Otto Jr and Catherine laugh as the attacking bikers all 'bounce off' of their force fields. Otto Jr, uses his magic to turn their chains into huge cobras who wrap around some of the bikers and squueze them repeatedly. A few of the remaining bikers shoot at them, only to watch the bullets bounce off the force fields. Emily waves her arms and puts the rest of the bikers into huge birdcages. When the bar owner tries to sneak away, Otto Jr quickly retrieves him. OTTO JR (sternly): Where do you think YOUR going? BAR OWNER (angry): You got nothin' on me! OTTO JR (sternly); We'll let the police determine that! Amelia now drags Vince, Vern and Bruce inside and sits them down next to the other bikers. CATHERINE (points): Hey Vince, nice haircut! VINCE (angry): SHUT UP!!! OTTO JR (sternly); Mission accomplished! The scene is now back at the briefing room at Confuse-us's place one hour later. Otto Jr, Amelia, Emily, Catherine and Confuse-us are once more listening to Hunter. HUNTER (on screen); Yo dudes! Good work on getting the dognappers! EMILY (smiles): Why thank you, Mr Hunter, sir! HUNTER (on screen): You're welcome, Emily. Sorry I was so hard on you guys before. You make a great Road Rover team! CONFUSE-US (smiles): I'm glad to hear you say that! Cause I need some more cocktail weines! I can't lead this wonderful team on an empty stomach now, can I? HUNTER (giggles): Alright, we'll send up a supply right away! AMELIA (shakes head): Cocktail weines? Illogical.... CATHERINE (smiles): Everyone has different tastes in food... (holds Otto Jr's hand) and MEN!! AMELIA (rolls eyes): Here we go again! EMILY (defensive): What's wrong with socializing? AMELIA (sternly): Wasted energy... highly illogical.... EMILY (whispers): What if I told you that Exile had a crush on you... AMELIA (brightens): He does! REALLY!!! WOW!!!! EMILY (laughs): He doesn't, I was just testing you.... AMELIA (angry): If you wasn't my sister, I'd strike you! CONFUSE-US (jumps between): Now girls! No fighting up here! But since you two have so much energy, there's a sinkful of dirty dishes to do! AMELIA (shocked): WHAT???? EMILY (smiles); We'll do them, Mr Confuse-us, sir! AMELIA (grumbles): I wash, you dry.... ----------------------------------------------------------